: [translator's notes]
Araragi: It's most unfair when people say things like "if you're good at Maths then
Hachikuji: I completely agree. It's impossible for someone like you to be good at
Araragi: I'm happy that you're getting your heckles up for me, but Hachikuji,
Hachikuji: Araragi-san, you don't think of Science as anything other than a bunch
Araragi: That's a wild delusion.
Hachikuji: Physics, Chemistry and Biology are all girls' names.
Araragi: Or a disease.
Araragi: I'm sorry...it might be wrong to ask about this...but I'd like to ask you a little
Hanekawa: Sure, what is it?
Araragi: What exactly does "creative dance" involve?
Araragi: Ah, no comments...?
Hanekawa: Well, there's not much to say about it, but frankly speaking, it's like we
Araragi: That bad, huh?
Hanekawa: It can only give rise to trauma. ...but come to think of it, on top of
Araragi: That would be traumatic.
15. Health Education
Kanbaru: If we're talking about Health Ed., then it has to be me! Good Afternoon. I
Araragi: So it's you after all.
Kanbaru: The word "Health Education" is already akin to H.
Araragi: You have a strange illness, huh?
Kanbaru: Here are the three words that I think fit H best. Third. Puberty. Second.
Araragi: Talk about Health Ed.!!
[edit (2010-09-30): I think I finally found out where this particular thought process came from...]
Hanekawa: Even if we talk about music, the arts classes at our school are generally
Araragi: True, we're not really equipped* for it, are we? We don't even have a
Hanekawa: We do have one, nominally. It's just that it's not soundproofed.
Araragi: That kind of thing is nothing if it's supposed to be a music room. It's just a
Hanekawa: Well, about the pianica though.
Araragi: What about it?
Hanekawa: It's an elementary school instrument but, in terms of music, don't you
Hanekawa: How about we hold a pianica recital with everyone next time?
Araragi: ...or not. It might be odd to say something like this immediately after
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