Firstly, getting to the end of this, so I thought I might as well ask here first.
Would anyone like to edit/beta this translation? What I'll need is someone who's good at finding a "voice" for characters and keeping them in it, so a very good grasp of English is a must. Some level of Japanese would be a bonus, but not a necessity. If you're interested, please leave me a comment here and a way to contact you. Thnx. (^_^)
Secondly, I am still aiming to have this complete by the end of the year. However, I'm sure most of you have heard of the Tokyo Youth Ordinance law by now. After seeing the number of uninformed comments even on AS, where people are normally quite sensible, I'm afraid that I'll be joining the commentators trying to get accurate information out. Since I have to balance some RL responsibilities as well, it's possible that this translation project just might not be completed this year.
One last thing before I go on. Please, if you want to comment on the new law, do read up on it first. Dan Kanemitsu's blog is a good place to start, and Danny Choo also provides a much needed perspective that a lot of people seem to be missing.
Back to Hyakumonogatari: you know the drill
: [translator's notes]
81. The gym
Araragi: If we're talking about the gym, then it's all about you, right Kanbaru?
Kanbaru: Why not? Let's make it about me. Basketball is usually played in the gym
Araragi: And the uneven bounce outside makes dribbling difficult too. So, anything
Kanbaru: Hehe. In that case, Araragi-sempai, how's this. There are a few volleyballs
Araragi: Yeah, due to ceiling serves and whatnot. And it's dangerous when a
Kanbaru: But as for the gym of our school, it's got tonnes of basketballs that I've
Araragi: That's beyond dangerous!!
Kanbaru: They're relics of the period when I was trying to figure out ceiling shots.
Araragi: Now is too late!
82. Severe Weather Alerts
Nadeko: During the typhoon season, I'm happy when school is cancelled because of
Araragi: I think I've come to understand you somewhat.
Nadeko: When the cancel alert hasn't come by 8am, having to walk to school in the
Araragi: You're the kind of person who becomes super happy, or super sad, at the
Nadeko: When the windows break thanks to the typhoon, it's rather fun.
Araragi: It is!?
Nadeko: And it's saddening when the typhoon alert shows that the waves aren't
Araragi: Sorry...I don't understand you anymore.
83. Cleaning duty
Hanekawa: Senjougahara-san tends to skip out on cleaning duty, doesn't she?
Araragi: Not just cleaning, she's good at skipping out on just about everything. Even
Hanekawa: Does she not like cleaning?
Araragi: It's not that, she just doesn't like having to cooperate with others. Rather
Hanekawa: She really shouldn't go to Kanbaru-san's room, huh?
Araragi: The Valhalla combination is quite balanced, after all.
84. May Blues*
Tsukihi: Onii-chan, have you ever suffered from the May Blues?
Araragi: Depends on what you mean by the "May Blues". If getting depressed
Araragi: And you, Tsukihi-chan? Don't you feel a bit down when, for example, your
Tsukihi: To me, the entire town is like my class, so as long as we don't move
Araragi: Don't you think your circle of 'friends' is a little too big?
[*五月病, or the May Blues, refers to people feeling down just after the start of the new year in April, when the crazy busyness of entering a new workplace or school has calmed down, but people are still trying to learn the ropes. Most JET people probably experience it in our first month, because frankly, we typically have nothing to do in the summer we arrive! Subsequent summers are much much busier.]
85. The Ball Game*
Kanbaru: Which pretty much means I'm on.
Araragi: But can you play anything other than basketball?
Kanbaru: If it's something we play in High School, then at the basic level, yeah. How
Araragi: Probably average. If we take the Ball Game, then I don't really try that hard.
Kanbaru: Why's that?
Araragi: I was able to cheer on Hanekawa in her gym uniform, in public.
Kanbaru: Araragi-sempai, even for you, that's rather...
[*lit. the Ball (Sports) Tournament, which was called "The (~) Ball Game" at my school in Japan. This is an event that occurs at various times during the year: the start (Welcome Ball Game), the end (Farewell Ball Game) or for a recreation day for the entire year (in which case we'd call it 1st year-Rec etc). Usually, only one type of game is involved, be it volleyball or basketball etc. And it's usually set up tournament style, hence the last part of the name.]