: [translator's notes]
91. Bag check
Araragi: If you can't answer, then you don't have to, But Gahara-san, how do you
Senjougahara: What do you mean? Isn't it normal for high school students to walk
Araragi: The problem is the amount you know.
Senjougahara: Nothing to worry about. This isn't a girls' school after all, so they
Araragi: Ah, I see now.
Senjougahara: But then again, I once had a careless moment where my circular
Araragi: So...what in the world do you use it for?
92. Studying for Tests
Araragi: Regarding test study, I'm going to ask about what I think you don't do.
Araragi: How about pulling an all-nighter?
Araragi: ...why's that?
Hanekawa: But don't you feel sleepy at night?
Araragi: Good point.
Karin: I've been made to stand in the corridor before.
Araragi: Serious? In this day and age?
Karin: Yup. My homeroom teacher's real strict you know. Being made to stand in the
Araragi: But that, wasn't it worse for the people behind? With your height, if you
Karin: Er...nope, Nii-chan, I doubt you could look at it that way.
Karin: I said I was made to stand on the desk, but it was actually a handstand.
Araragi: But that was you taking the initiative yourself, wasn't it? It's not that your
Karin: Ain't I a cool masochist?
Araragi: It's charisma.
[er...I don't actually get this one...]
94. Going on trips
Hachikuji: Once you become a high schooler, you're pretty much an adult, so,
Araragi: You're asking me about this? How cruel can you be?
Hachikuji: Even if it's "no", it's not too late to start now. You can take your harem sea
Araragi: Come to think of it, I've never seen the sea.
Araragi: If someone told me there was no such thing as the sea, I'd believe them.
Hachikuji: No kidding.
Araragi: I did play in the river with my sisters when I was a kid though.
Hachikuji: If there are rivers, there must be a sea though.
Araragi: "It's the river!!"
Hachikuji: There's no end to your excitability!
Araragi: Ah, come to think of it, Hanekawa, it just came to mind so I'm just curious,
Hanekawa: Sure doesn't sound as if you're just curious.
Araragi: Just answer yes or no.
Araragi: ...I didn't think you'd tell me that.
Hanekawa: If the answer's going to throw you off, please don't ask.
Araragi: I'm sorry.
Don't think I'll be posting anything tomorrow, so Merry Christmas people!